I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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