brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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