maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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