So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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