Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
third nipple confirmed
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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