That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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