Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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