party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
