their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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