You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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