toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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