rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
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