my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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