he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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