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So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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