You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
where are my eyebrows?
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