no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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