About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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