try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
