And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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