Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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