Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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