She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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