Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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