I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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