i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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