ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
