How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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