Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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