..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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