sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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