Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
My vagina is very pro this idea
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
