I'll bet she douches with gravy.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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