He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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