Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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