i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
The air was thick with penises
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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