Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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