can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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