it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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