Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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