I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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