My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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