I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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