would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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