Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize