Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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