actually, I'm a sock model
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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