just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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