Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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