Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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