it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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