I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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