Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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