Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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