nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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