so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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